the mighty astronaut

unclefather:

"name one video game thats better than GTA 5"

uh thats easy? barbie horse adventures wild horse rescue? 

sherpurr:

fall out boy songs are perfect to listen to right before you take a big test or while you prepare yourself to talk to your crush or something they get you so freaking pumped and make u feel like u could just go and murder someone

“He love this fat ass hhahahahahjahahsjskkaakak”
A six word story (via emobean)

hmbcp:

danceisagodgivengift:

Women’s Halloween costumes make me mad.

look at the names of the luigi one 

sparrowkeets:

I have never wanted anything more in my entire life

sparrowkeets:

I have never wanted anything more in my entire life

scilentist:

scilentist:

rping with ur friends on skype while they got meme for names

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I DID NOT WANT THIS POST TO SPREAD THAT FAR

life-writer:

still trying to figure out how to draw these kids

  1. High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
  2. Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
  3. Actual College Professor: lol same.
thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

bailearly:

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

wow!

bailearly:

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

wow!

captainarlert:

I wanna write something so good people stay up till three in the morning writing theories and head canons about it.

erensjunk:

I have read enough fanfiction to know where that is going

erensjunk:

I have read enough fanfiction to know where that is going